Just In Case I Didn't Make My Horniness Known...

I can't wait until me and Cock God get to fuck again :)

Someday soon perhaps

At first we'll be all lovey and going slow...

And then I'm gonna say fuck it and we're not even gonna bang. We're gonna FUCK! Like some serious rough sex! Like the neighbors are gonna be knocking on the walls kind of loud rough sex!

But nothing compares to that first feeling of penetration after so long:

PENIS. PENIS. FUCKING PENIS. I NEED SOME MOTHERFUCKING PENIS. NOW.

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST:

SEX! SEX NOW PLEASE! JUS- UNNNNNFFF! AJHSUIYDFH

I WANT THIS:

AND THIS:

AND THIS:

SOME OF THIS POSSIBLY:

I'M JUST SITTING HERE LIKE:

BUT YOU KNOW WHAT! NO!

NO FUCKING PENIS FOR ME!

FUCK!

Mae Olsen Lost Her Favorite Panties!

There is no point to this post other than the fact that I am bored and tired of attempting to pack my luggage for LA and I realized I can't find my favorite pair of panties :'( Wait, why do they call it a pair if there's only one? Hmm...any other random thoughts? I am listening to Michael Franti & Spearhead. Growing up in Miami kinda forces you to have a secret love of reggae :P