Sunday, October 28, 2012

Mae Olsen's Picks for Hell In A Cell!

Ladies and gentlemen, (but let's be honest...mostly gentlemen) today is Sunday, October 28, 2012 and for my fellow wrestling fans this means one thing only. Hell In A Cell! It is going to be one hell of a show as there are six matches and I am going to post my choices for winners here and will not alter them

Broadcasted live from Atlanta, GA at 8pm EST
My picks:

Sheamus vs Big Show for the World Heavyweight Championship: Sheamus. He has been the reigning champion for over six months and I would like to see more of him as champion. But there is always the debate of whose finisher is more destructive; brouge kick or WDM? We'll find out later

Team Hell No (Kane and Daniel Bryan) vs Team Rhodes Scholars (Cody Rhodes and Damien Sandow) for the Tag Team Championship: Team Hell No! This dysfunctional duo is not done being awesome and frankly I don't believe either Rhodes or Sandow have done anything too noteworthy for Team Hell No to lose their titles so soon. Also, who endorsed their team name before it became popular? Oh I don't know...ME!

Randy Orton vs Alberto Del Rio: Randy Orton...or Del Rio by some sort of interference by Wade Barrett

Cm Punk vs Ryback for the WWE Championship: ...CM Punk. I know I tweeted a joke earlier about Punk being the best meal in the world but I really think Punk can come back and I'll be wearing my CM Punk shirt (the yellow one he wears) to show my support

Kofi Kingston vs The Miz for the Intercontinental Championship: Kofi Kingston. No further explanation needed

Eve vs Layla vs Kaitlyn for the WWE Divas Championship: I couldn't care less. I'm not taking anything away from female wrestlers but this Tonya Harding angle is so stupid

And let's not forget about the pre-show where John Cena addresses the rumors of his "affair" with former Raw General Manager, AJ Lee. I don't think they are fucking in real life I just think they needed John Cena to do something while he recovering from his arm surgery. Shame it had to involve AJ losing her job, I liked her.

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