Genuinely Irrelevant But Funny Story

SOOOO, last night me and Cock God went home with some KFC and wanted to just be lazy the rest of the day since we walked so much at the park with wet sneakers so we decided to watch Netflix. Now if you don't have Netflix then I'll just tell you that the menu is just basically a bunch of movies sorted by genres and suggestions. I forgot exactly what genre we were looking at but the movie was about that lady Elvira, you know the lady with the big titties and dresses like everyday is Halloween. ANYWAY, this song from back in like 1981 (at least 11 years before I was born) popped into my head called Elvira by The Oak Ridge Boys and I started to sing it which made Cock God laugh. Later when we were in bed trying to sleep he felt the need to look up the video on YouTube and watch it...at 1 in the morning! Then he kept singing it so out of pure desperation I kissed him and he kept laughing! Every time I would kiss him he would laugh! So after about 10 minutes he finally calmed down but now every time I kiss him I will think of Elvira -_-