Mae Olsen's Impertinent Thoughts

I don't know my brain is like fried right now from stress and I just felt like writing a pointless blog about absolutely nothing in particular so I'm just gonna ramble on and on and maybe throw in some random song lyrics along with my irrelevant thoughts...sound good? Not like you have a choice

I'm actually laughing a bit because Staci Silverstone is freaking out looking for her weed. I think she just smoked it all and can't remember. Haha she's so adorable I just wanna squeeze her cheeks! BITE MY LIP AND CLOSE MY EYES. TAKE ME AWAY TO PARADISE. I could only stream the last half hour or so of Monday Night RAW tonight so I couldn't really get any information on Jerry "The King" Lawler but I hope he pulls through and gets better. I'm not religious or anything but my "prayers" go out to The King tonight. Hmm, first time in over a decade that I've ever prayed. There's been a lot of weird shit going on the past couple of days and to be honest I'm not sure if I can hold myself up right now. I'm not going to explain everything to you guys but once in a blue moon I get really sad (NOT depressed) and I don't know what to do with myself. My iPod only has so many songs to listen to and I don't really think anyone else can truly relate to what is going on with me so I won't talk to anybody. I guess I'm just homesick. SOMEDAY I'LL BE LIVING IN A BIG OL CITY. AND ALL YOU'RE EVER GONNA BE IS MEAN. Tiny things are pissing me off. For instance, at the model house we do not get fed. We must buy our own food. We're all adults here right? That seems logical. What pisses me off is that I go to grocery store to buy food and when I get up in the morning other models have eaten or drank my stuff. I bought a case of 24 waters. I didn't even open the case but today when I went into the kitchen 14 of them were gone! I'm about to go HAM on somebody really fucking quick! What pisses me off even more is that I go to the grocery store with another model and buy some drinks and she doesn't get any and then drinks my stuff!!! Why didn't you fucking buy something when we were at the grocery store?!?! I'm not a bitch just don't eat my shit. I GOT A ROCK N ROLL BAND. I GOT A ROCK N ROLL LIFE. I GOT A ROCK N ROLL GIRLFRIEND. AND ANOTHER EX WIFE. I'd like to take this time to remember some of the WWE Superstars who have passed on. Owen Hart, Eddie Guerrero, Test, British Bulldog, Macho Man, Mr. Perfect, Miss Elizabeth, Umaga, Road Warrior Hawk, Andre the Giant, The Junkyard Dog, Bam Bam Bigelow, Yokozuna, Big Boss Man, and even (dare I say it) Chris Benoit. AIN'T SEEN THE LIGHT SINCE WE STARTED THIS BAND M.C.A GET ON THE MIC MY MAN.