Have you ever been at a party and it’s just lame as can be? What are we saying, of course you have. After all, it’s you we’re talking about. Wanna pull yourself out of the shell you’ve been residing in for the last thirty five years and blast off into the social stratosphere? Then you need the new Line-O-Coke Do It Yourself bored game! Guaranteed to liven up even the lamest of loser parties!
Wanna fuck that chick standing on the other side of the room, but you know it’ll never happen? Think again, my friend. One round of play from Line-O-Coke and she’ll be ridin’ that cashew of a cock faster than your impending premature ejaculation. Wanna cut a rug, but can’t seem to channel Gene Kelly outside the womb-like comfort of your mother’s basement? Just bust out Level One of Line-O-Coke and you’ll be gettin’ down with the stars! Finally, you can dance like no one’s looking. Cause guess what — they’re not! Line-O-Coke guarantees that the other players will be so deep in pointless, rambling conversation, that you’ll be free to act like a foul up to your withering heart’s content. Line-O-Coke. Available at various shady apartment buildings and independent contractors in Washington Heights.
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