Annie Cruz, Twitter (AnnieFuckinCruz)
“I’ll take more fun pix later, but here are the gifts I’ve received over the passed(sic!) few days”
—Pix would be cool, just as long as there aren’t any accompanying descriptions. My eyes hurt enough already.

Kerry Louise, Twitter (Kerrylouisexxx)
“http://openoutpost.com/16588 Bulgarvi(sic!)”
—You know humanity is in decline when porn whores can’t even spell the names of their designer wants and needs *palm to forehead*

Morgan Reigns, Twitter (morganreigns)
“Damn I mss my girl @richelleryan so bad. Happy Birthday baby I can’t wait to talk to you on the phone again. I am going threw(sic!) withdraws(sic!)...”
—This is gold medal in idiocy type shit over here. No words.

Asia Zo, Twitter (XAsiaZoX)
“Going to enjoy this Summer heatish(sic!) weather as much as I can. I hope the heat doesn’t turn me into a Japanese fried chicken lol.”
—We’re hoping it’ll turn you into a better comedian. But it probably won’t.

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