Holy shit, you dirty rotten bastards, you are never going to believe this! Frankly, we don’t really believe it, either, but it appears to be official, so we’re gonna tell everyone — Lexi Love has just signed on to be WHACK! magazine’s official, sexy, super-awesome spokesperson. I know, right! Cuh-RAZY! But it’s true!We approached Lexi, who spends a lot of her lovely time in New York City and who’s been kind enough to grant us a few video interviews and afternoon hang-outs, about writing some columns or acting in some of the WHACK!-y videos we’ve got up our sleeves, and she said, “Why not just team up?” Well, why not, indeed, Hardcore Hottie? Why not?
And so, with great pride, we present to you the WHACK! staph and Miss Lexi Love: the most perverted pack of pretentious pornographers the world has ever seen! “I’m really excited to be a part of WHACK! magazine,” said an enthusiastic Lexi. “They’re a hilarious group of degenerates with a voice that is distinctly their own. I consider myself a unique individual and I like to have similar-minded people working with me. In an industry that's currently following trends instead of making them, I’m psyched to lend a hand to their over-the-top vision.”
Look for exclusive interviews, behind-the-scenes action, columns, and appearances starring everyone’s Hardcore Hottie in the coming weeks and months, starting most notably with tonight’s Team Cybergeist concert at Public Assembly in Brooklyn, where Lexi will take the stage to sing lead vocals and wow the locals with her truly stunning singing talent. WHACK! will be there to back her up and get the exclusive backstage tour for all you losers at home, but we recommend coming out to see the show live and get the world’s first public appearance of the new, improved, vastly more sexy than before, WHACK! team!
More info on the Team Cybergeist show here, and more info on the lovely Ms. Lexi Love here!
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